Traces of yesterdays makeup,

I can’t decide if I should do more origami or watch another episode of Supernatural and I really want to do both.

I am so stuck.

what. to. do

teruteruhanamura:

im watching tv with my dad and the things from despicable me

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came on screen in a commercial

and he said “arent they from monsters inc??” and he did an impression of the toy aliens from toy story and said ‘the claaaaaaaw’

he mixed up 3 movies in one shot

way to go dad

(via psychadeliccrisis)

10880-malibu-point-california:

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

no one should ever let us outside

(via psychadeliccrisis)

nicklangsthighs:

elisabethdarcy:

THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING

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(via psychadeliccrisis)

eloquentlyincoherent:

Obnoxious atheism is just as annoying as obnoxious theism.

(via themethodandthemadness)

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via xtheenraged)

westbor0baptistchurch:

Making a new mutual follow

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(via themethodandthemadness)

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